Punch line required

Well we need a punch line for this blog to publish it below the name of the site where its written "punch line required". Post your ideas as comments to this post.
remember:-
1-Be original (if i had wanted ctrl+c i could have done it my self)
2- Dont make it too long.Try to keep it as short as possible.
3-obviously it should represent us!!

UCE TO VSS-UT --the journey so far....

so everyone out there.....the UCEians.....do u still believe our demads hav really been answered .......i mean frankly speakin there are hardly any visible changes......as for me,i don't see any. Since last year there has been much ado about the name but what about the more important things .We are suffering from a scarcity of teachers,we don't have a wi-fi net connection(note the irony ,we are the oldest technical college in Orissa) and etc etc..........Will somebody tell me (may be because i am quite ignorant of what is happening at the higher level) ....what this "unitary status" tag has done to make me feel that our demands have really been answered. Our seniors toiled day and night for this tag......we got it..now what????????? i am clueless..........i really need to see a change......

How to make a post

This post will teach you "how to make posts". Just follow this step by step guide to make your own posts,this is very easy.
First you need to get author access to make posts in this site. Well if you yet dont have a author account request it in the comments to this post with you gmail id. I will send you an invite,click on the link and register.

Once register you are now ready to make posts.Follow these steps:-
1-visit www.ucerocker.blogspot.com
2-On the right hand section click on "new posts" tab.
3-select the compose mode.
4-Advance users can select the "edit html" mode.
5-The working space contains all the tools that you usually find in MS Word.Use it to create your post.
6-Add appropriate title
7-Add appropriate categorie to your post by selecting a label for it.
8-Hit the publish button or hit the save button if you want to edit n publish it later.